EMBER REIGN (LOKI ROAST) - COLOMBIA SINGLE ORIGIN MEDIUM ROAST

Ah yes, coffee. That beautiful, dark elixir that drags us from the cold abyss of sleep, kicking and screaming like a lost soul in Death's Hand. Our beans are grown in the lush, misty mountains of Columbia and handpicked by farmers with the precision of a guitarist shredding through a solo at lightning speed. Connoisseurs will argue our coffee has "notes of rich brown sugar" and "hints of fresh fruit". Right, because that's exactly what we think of when we're chugging our third cup to suppress the primal urge to scream into The Void. "Mmm, so fruity. So...vibrant." If I wanted citrus, I'd squeeze a lemon in my eyes. But alas, we keep drinking it. Why? Coffee is our blood now. It courses through our veins like a double-kick drum in a blast beat. It's our daily sacrifice to the gods of caffeine, who laugh as they give us the energy to rage, but also the anxiety to second-guess everything we do. Perfect Balance.

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Single origin. Notes of rich brown sugar & nectarine.